The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
Knowledge Peeker 5 Points
Visit the codex for the first time.
No Defense 10 Points
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Weak Defense 10 Points
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Skull 5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Poop 25 Points
You found bird poop! Yay!
Dead Bird 10 Points
You found the dead blue bird!
Beatdown 10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...